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kushandwizdom:

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liquar:

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squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

+ obtain wifi password

- try not to die of thirst when they don’t offer you water

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aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

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rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

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PLEASE DON’T LET MY DOG DIE

marvin-the-paranoidandroid:

marvin-the-paranoidandroid:

My poodle, Sophie, had an accident earlier this week in which she broke her foot. According to our vet, our only options are to have her leg amputated or to put her to sleep. The surgery will be at lease $2500. Please, donate anything you can to her fund. I know money is tight for everybody, but please at least reblog to support Sophie.

gofundme.com/flobbc

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worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

gnagster:

i put the :// in http://

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